Greatest Hits
January 16th, 2009 at 1.59am (Misc)
I’ve been getting some perplexing, interesting or just plain strange search hits lately, and I thought it would be fun to share some of them. I can only imagine what putting them all in one post will do for Google. Here are some interesting searches that have led people here in the past little while.
joel plaskett pogues — I only wish. I don’t even know what that would sound like other than “awesome”. I don’t know if I want to hear him attempt “Fairytale of New York,” though; that could end badly.
stuart mclean useless — Now, I know I used to strongly dislike him, but that is a bit much. He is certainly not useless.
“woodhands suck” — Get off my blog!
pony da look lyrics — No.
don ruh — I just have this image of myself in the Mafia now. Ordering bloody animals to be put in people’s beds … laundering money … clearly I have chosen the wrong path.
And one of my recent favourites: sunlight on the lino what is the lino. Oh man. “Goodbye Girl” seems to perplex some people not of the Commonwealth. Here, young padawan.
I’ll be back shortly with some real posts. Hurrrrr. Happy Friday!
Tags: housekeeping
barbara said,
January 16, 2009 at 12.07pm
I LOVE keyword searches! I notice you did not bother with the ones looking for porn.
Ruhee said,
January 16, 2009 at 12.41pm
HAHA. Actually, I rarely get people looking for porn; I don’t know if that means I’m doing my job or not doing it well enough. The only things I get are searches for “vintage sex videos”.
Ben said,
February 3, 2010 at 1.18pm
..but Woodhands do really suck, and instead of beating my head into the wall when I am exposed to their annoying sound; a similar, yet less painful gratification can be experienced by searching for others that share your distaste. Searching: aaa sucks, aaa in this case being Woodhands.
Ironically, it seems the only reason I wound up here is because of this very blog post
Take care,
B