Twice as nice: DOLLY PARTON

February 12th, 2008 at 11.26pm (News)

Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts (Reuters)

Dolly Parton’s breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.
     Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.
     ”Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems,” the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

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I swear I heard a clever joke about this particular article, but I’m trying to remember it and in all honesty, I’m failing miserably. I guess my mammary ain’t what it used to be.

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2 Comments

  1. Lisa (Halifax, NS) said,

    February 21, 2008 at 7.09pm

    I went to my kid’s math fair tonight, and my husband kept complaining because my boobs were constantly banging into him. HE WAS COMPLAINING. I kid you not. haha

  2. Ruh said,

    February 27, 2008 at 3.59pm

    Maybe you should knockers some sense into him!

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